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Blogging is like going to the writer’s gym. I get to tell silly stories about whatever comes into my head at 2 am, with the hope that by repeatedly stringing a bunch of sentences together in a half coherent way, it will provide me with the mental muscle memory needed to knock off another novel. So far, so good. Stay tuned and keep on coming back for a laugh or two. You might actually get to know me (now there’s a scary thought). I’m an open book.
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Five Days Out – Eyes On The Prize – Sister-In-Laws
Spaghetti had a saying that he liked to bellow whenever any of his grandsons fucked something up. “He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot

Six Days Out – Old Dogs New Tricks – Hey Lenny, Jackie, Johnny, Stein (& D) & Eddie
Just so you don’t think that all I do is hang out with beautiful women, I’ve decided to make today’s blog about some of my

Seven Days Out for FJM – Blondes Have More Fun – Hey Renee & Janice.
Now this lovely young lady, Renee Clarke, is a brilliant hand therapist from North Dakota. As you can see from the photo with the hat,

Eight Days Out – Thank You Adrienne & Bob – AI Writers & Breaking The Internet
One of the unexpected benefits of writing is that it introduces you to people you would never otherwise cross paths with. Some of them become

Nine Days Out – Hey Helen, Eileen, Anna & Yvette
Now, I met Helen Lalousis through my legal work. She was a client of the firm that once employed me. We became friends and then

Ten Days Out – Thank You Lucian Bear
With 10 days to go I figured I’d work some blood family into the “eyes” mix. The top photo is of my only grandson, Lucian