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Blogging is like going to the writer’s gym. I get to tell silly stories about whatever comes into my head at 2 am, with the hope that by repeatedly stringing a bunch of sentences together in a half coherent way, it will provide me with the mental muscle memory needed to knock off another novel. So far, so good. Stay tuned and keep on coming back for a laugh or two. You might actually get to know me (now there’s a scary thought). I’m an open book.
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Pulvis Et Umbra Sumus
The above Latin phrase comes from The Odes of Horace by the lyrical Roman Poet Quintus Horatius Flaccus. It loosely translates to “We are but

Claire’s Theorem
Claire’s Theorem is quite simple. She explained to me early on in this adventure that at any given moment, there will never be more than

Nice Quiet Sunday In NoCo
Yesterday, my body was in no shape for any further outdoor chores. But I still needed to do my prep work for the week, so

Shoveling It
Now, being Irish, shit shoveling comes natural to me. I come from a long line of shit shovelers. My paternal grandfather, Spaghetti, shoveled shit on

Small Towns Rock – Thank You Larry
Yesterday my Toyota (yes the one in The Claire Saga) was scheduled for its regular maintenance. How do I know that? Well this sign pops

Thank You, Maxine – TWA Hits 6300 on Leap Day
Yesterday was a magical day in its own right. I talked about it ad nauseum in yesterday’s blog. But on top of everything else, Leap