My Blog

Blogging is like going to the writer’s gym.  I get to tell silly stories about whatever comes into my head at 2 am, with the hope that by repeatedly stringing a bunch of sentences together in a half coherent way, it will provide me with the mental muscle memory needed to knock off another novel.  So far, so good.  Stay tuned and keep on coming back for a laugh or two.  You might actually get to know me (now there’s a scary thought).  I’m an open book. 

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SAD Days

Seasonal Affective Disorder is a thing. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/seasonal-affective-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20364651 Luckily Colorado averages 300 days of sunshine each year. https://www.gocolorado.com/how-many-days-of-sunshine-in-colorado/ It’s never been a chronic issue with me.

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Chronic Alchymia

No, I don’t have a sexually transmittable disease. At least I hope not. I have always been drawn to the mystical, the mysterious, the esoteric.

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Pulvis Et Umbra Sumus

The above Latin phrase comes from The Odes of Horace by the lyrical Roman Poet Quintus Horatius Flaccus. It loosely translates to “We are but

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Claire’s Theorem

Claire’s Theorem is quite simple. She explained to me early on in this adventure that at any given moment, there will never be more than

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Shoveling It

Now, being Irish, shit shoveling comes natural to me. I come from a long line of shit shovelers. My paternal grandfather, Spaghetti, shoveled shit on

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