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Blogging is like going to the writer’s gym. I get to tell silly stories about whatever comes into my head at 2 am, with the hope that by repeatedly stringing a bunch of sentences together in a half coherent way, it will provide me with the mental muscle memory needed to knock off another novel. So far, so good. Stay tuned and keep on coming back for a laugh or two. You might actually get to know me (now there’s a scary thought). I’m an open book.
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What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stronger
Cue Kelly Clarkson – https://youtu.be/Xn676-fLq7I Came across this article today that refers to a study that suggests that caring for your grans my help us

Chekhov’s Gun
Happy birthday AC – January 29, 1860. I did not read Anton Chekhov until I went back to Lehman College — because my wife told

Grumpy Old Man
Given that Lisa never takes any shit from me – “none of that” – I’ve had to wait a long time to properly transition into

A Dollop of Sunshine
Yesterday morning was cold here on Casa Claire. Below zero. But then the Northern Colorado sun came out, and the Foothill winds blew away a

A Witch’s Tits In A Brass Brassiere.
I have to say that my mind triggers with the most innocent of stimuli. Seeing this unwavering “-6 Fahrenheit” notation at the bottom lefthand corner

Baby It’s Cold Outside
Went outside at 2:30 a.m. because I was awake and the Beagle Brothers woke up and started doing animated “I’ve got to pee” laps around