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Blogging is like going to the writer’s gym. I get to tell silly stories about whatever comes into my head at 2 am, with the hope that by repeatedly stringing a bunch of sentences together in a half coherent way, it will provide me with the mental muscle memory needed to knock off another novel. So far, so good. Stay tuned and keep on coming back for a laugh or two. You might actually get to know me (now there’s a scary thought). I’m an open book.
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Long Day’s Journey Into Night
Lisa has been feeling very guilty about allowing her Shingles to interfere with her grandmotherly obligations so decided that yesterday we (me completely and forcibly

Alien Art
I love Friday’s. They are inherently magical. Yesterday was no different. It started off with Lisa wanting to get packages mailed to her sisters for

Two Nocturnal Females
The Moon is considered a feminine symbol. https://public.websites.umich.edu/~umfandsf/symbolismproject/symbolism.html/M/moon.html And Venus similarly shares that feminine energy. https://www.alchemessence.com/blog/venus-sacred-feminine?srsltid=AfmBOooHJOTrTX9liypS41a1auQj44YiU2rPNR3zuUFYggJw552-c2Lj So when they appear so closely in the night

Guerilla Marketing 101 – Shamelessness
When your Horoscope closes with, “Put on your best face and get ready to say hello, because you’ve got people to meet and they are

Chairs – More Than A Place To Park Your Ass
When Lisa and I first moved to NoCo, we learned of websites like Nextdoor, and other places where people posted items for sale or free.

Enchanté (pron. “a(n) sha(n) tay”)
As AI , explains “[t]he French word enchanté has multiple definitions, including: I love that word, used it as often as I could that two