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Blogging is like going to the writer’s gym. I get to tell silly stories about whatever comes into my head at 2 am, with the hope that by repeatedly stringing a bunch of sentences together in a half coherent way, it will provide me with the mental muscle memory needed to knock off another novel. So far, so good. Stay tuned and keep on coming back for a laugh or two. You might actually get to know me (now there’s a scary thought). I’m an open book.
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Congratulations Tom McCaffrey – Born Funny (Release date: 1/3/23)
No, not me, although it is well known that I talk to myself. There is another Tom McCaffrey who not only hails from New York

Hey Lola (and Becky)
That adorable set of eyes belongs to Lola, the best friend of one of my Twitter friends, Rebecca (although I call her Becky). Since dogs

Classic McCaffrey Photo – Windows Of The Soul
I have seen that look on many a McCaffrey’s face over the years. Now for the record, Lucian’s last name is Mattiace (phonetically pronounced “Mattise,”

Surviving Your First Faceplant
That’s my grandson Lucian. Jackie’s boy. Ten years old. Landed his first full-on faceplant yesterday. On his mother’s birthday. Went off the top of a

Natural Schedules
I’ve mentioned many times that my life works around my fur family’s schedules. For example, once I finish here, I go up and feed and

Discerning Dogs
The above photo is of Christopher Hitchens, named after the brilliant British-American author, essayist and renown debater on all topics, including religion and politics. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Hitchens